65 Survey Questions

1. ONE WISH?
If I were to tell you, then it might not come true.

2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER?
A lover. Always have been. Always will be.

3. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
Biggest fear: “The fear of not being scared”
There is a great fear
That plagues only romantics
And children . . .
It is that they might
Be alright
Alone.

~merrit malloy~

Not so far behind: clowns, rats, snakes

4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC?
No, but as an adult, I have been to LegoLand.

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF “REALITY” TV?
I don’t think about it.

6. DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?
Sometimes.

7. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?
I like to think we were all cute babies.

8. IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?
I guess this goes with Number 3 for me…… I am romantic. Of course I want love. Will marriage come with love? No idea. So, for now, I am single.

9. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?
Black like I like my coffee? Um, Black like I like my men? Who cares.

10. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
Actually I do…. and I am always taking requests.

11. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?
No, but I have taken a lot of pictures of Rob Damage doing so.

12. ANY SECRET TALENTS?
I do have a few… but if I told you, then they wouldn’t be a secret, now would they?

13. WHAT’S YOUR IDEAL vacation SPOT?
Where ever I can find some peace and quiet. A beautiful sunset wouldn’t hurt either.

14. IS JAY LENO FUNNY?
Funny looking? Of course.

15. CAN YOU SWIM?
Yes, I can. In fact, as a child, I wanted to be a Synchronized swimmer.

16. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE “DONNIE DARKO”?
Yes.

17. DO YOU GIVE A DARN ABOUT THE OZONE?
Not as much as I should.

18. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOSTIE POP?
Um, I will start licking if you keep count?

I guess it depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc. As for me, I will never know because I crunch those suckers right up! Basically, the world may never know.

19. CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?
I actually can. I get paid to do that every week.

20. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?
I have been IN an airplane.

21. ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD?
As far as I know, yes.

22. DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENERS?
Manual is something to be treasured, but electric is quick and easy. I prefer a perfect pen.

23. IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
I couldn’t tell you that. I forgot to ask the Psychic Friends Network last time I called.

24. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
Actually, I do.

25. WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?
Generally, nothing….but dust bothers me I guess.

26. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID I LOVE YOU TO SOMEONE?
About 20 minutes ago.

27. IS ELVIS STILL ALIVE?
Of course. He is living large with the Notorious B.I.G and Tupac in the Bahamas.

28. DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?
It has happened before and I am sure it will happen again.

29. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
Fertilized? Um, scrambled.

30. ARE BLONDES DUMB?
Technically, I am a redhead…
I don’t like to make generalizations, so I am keeping quiet on this one, however, I love me some good blonde jokes. Julie Brown wrote a great song about them;)

31. WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?
I think it was stapled to the chicken when it crossed the road?

32. WHAT TIME IS IT?
11:41 p.m.

33. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
Jenny, Jen-eye-pher, Szhenn, Jenny from the block, Sparklehead, Jennifer oh Jenny, Strawberry Shortcake, L.M.M., pain in the ass….and some others.

33. IS MCDONALD’S DISGUSTING?
I don’t like it.

35. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?
Half an hour ago.

36. DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?
I prefer baths on the weekends and showers during the weekdays due to time constraints. Plus, I sing (and dance) in the shower, not in the bath. I guess it also depends if I am alone or not.

37. IS SANTA CLAUS REAL?
Are you for real?

38. DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED?
Most definitely.

39. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
Not at all.

40. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?
This week: Otter Pops

41. CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?
I don’t really like peanut butter unless there is chocolate involved.

42. CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK?
I am sure I can, but I choose not to.

43. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?
Yes, I have.

44. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?
Once, twice, three times a lady.

45. ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER?
I can sleep through Rob Damage screaming into a microphone, however the sound of him lighting a smoke will wake me up.

46. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
Hazel, but lately, very green.

47. DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?
Yes, I do.

48. HAVE YOU READ “CATCHER IN THE RYE”?
Of course.

49. DO U SNORT WHEN U LAUGH?
I admit it. You should be so honored if you hear me do that.

50. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?
I do.

51. ARE DOGS A MAN’S BEST FRIEND?
They just might be. Well, that and porn.

52. CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?
Not well, but I sure as hell have tried. I remember being about 6 and this girl Diane had a Michael Jackson impersonator come to her “Thriller” birthday party and he tried to teach a bunch of white 6 year old girls how to do it.

53. DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES?
Of course…and I try and not repeat them…and if I am lucky, I learn from them.

54. IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY?
If it was, I wouldn’t be rubbing an Otter Pop over my body.

55. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
A banana.

56. DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH?
Yes.

57. FAVORITE PLACE TO BE KISSED?
Behind the bleachers?
Forehead kisses get me every time.
I am keeping this PG.

58. DO YOU TALK IN YOUR SLEEP?
All the time. I answer my phone nightly in my sleep. Those are probably the funniest conversations. Give me a call sometime. You will hear a lot of stretchy, moaning, groaning noises and then I will tell you I am not sleeping and end up on the phone for an hour and not remember any of it.

59. DO YOU LIKE JOURNEY?
Um, do you need air to breathe?

60. GROWING UP, WHO DID YOU HAVE POSTERS OF ON YOUR WALL?
River Phoenix. Sigh.
Billy Idol.
Hall and Oates.

61. HOW LONG WOULD YOU HAVE TO DATE SOMEONE BEFORE YOU SLEPT WITH THEM?
What constitutes a date these days?

62. LAST MUSIC SHOW YOU WENT TO?
The Dwarves. Yeah, Fuck yeah.

63. FUNNIEST MAKE OUT BACKGROUND MUSIC?
A tape of howling wolves followed by the guy howling.

64. LAST 4 DIGITS OF YOUR PHONE NUMBER?
If you want to know it that badly, just ask me for it.

65. HOW SCARED ARE YOU OF YOUR NEXT BIRTHDAY?
I am looking forward to turning 30. I really think it will be great.

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~ by jeneyepher on July 25, 2005.

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